About The Monkey Fund
We want to be the Funniest of Your expenses. We do not know whether the money You will provide to Mr. Monkey’s Fund may be called an investment, or not!
Maybe it will just have been spent for Fun, but at least, You will laugh.
Despite the fact that the Monkey Fund will soon be a legitimately established investment fund consider putting only a small amount of money in. Effectively, the selection process relies on mathematical theories that have never been properly tested.
But again, can Mr. Monkey do worse than Your bankers? It is really not easy to achieve such performance….
Our Delirium Team
has the nose for finding good investments but does not use it because of his flu!
does not want to listen to anybody not bringing him bananas along. His moto is ‘I don’t care about money because I can’t eat it’
You can learn more about the First Animal-Run and Humoristic Fund !
Seriousness & Avarice Strictly Forbidden in this area.
Laughter is mandatory!
Our Skills
We can make You laugh under any circumstances.
While if You think about it carefully, financial humans tend to make You sad, cry or depressed.
We do not bullshit You.
Under full disclosure and in full bona fide, we tell You right away that we do not know anything about finance. But we have one question for You: can we do worse than humans do to You and Your capital ?
Why Us
- Because You like animals.
- Because money management never made You laugh before.
- Because humans always make the same mistakes.
- Because we will invent new mistakes.
- Because No Monkey was ever convicted for mismanagement.
- Because we cannot do worse than Your bank.
- Because monkeys are more beautiful than bankers.
- Because monkeys cannot be corrupted by money.